When I was a young captive audience, my grandmother told me not to trust anyone.

It’s been a harrowing journey to get here, however I can say that that statement of advice is not entirely applicable, while being in times of durress useful.

So now, at 41 long hard broken years of age, I have modified my grandmother’s advice.

Now I render it to this: Do not trust most people, unless they do yoga.

Hey, problem solved.